Getting the Bird

What's going on here. My tuna buyer keeps talking to people on the phone about budgie meetings. Why am I not invited?

Chucking Fur-balls

One of the advantages of having long fur, is that when it gets really cold outside and the snow blankets the ground... keeping my coat in shape gives me something to do when I'm resting up above the hot water pipes.

Snow Cats

People are very funny. The first sign of winter and they start complaining and making stupid misshapen animals out of snow and trying to get me to pose in them. Idiots!

What's That Got to Do with the Price of Fish?

I don't care about credit crunches (sounds too much like dry cat food), but I'm shocked to see the price of tuna go up by 14% in one week. For those of us on fixed incomes (i.e. zero) it could be the start of hard times, but if anyone thinks for one minute that I'm going to tighten my belt then they can think again. Do some overtime you lazy people!

Food for Thought

I've just been for the annual visit to the local kitty stabber and he tells me that I'm in perfectly good health and my fur is in great condition and no mention of going on a diet at all. The last laugh goes to me, I've been stuffing my face for the last year! Vets advice? Ignore it.

Ich Essen die Katzenfutter

We have some house guests from Germany and whilst they are very nice, they had the rather strange idea that I eat food out of tins. I had to eat it just to be polite, but what I'm not sure about is what kind of animal is a 'schmoosy'?

Mice to See You, To See You, Mice!

Now I may not be a kitty cat any more, but that is no reason for me to be put on 'senior' cat food. I'm not eating that processed rubbish. I'll show them. I've just brought some free range cat food into the house. Now if only I can get it out from behind the settee.