The fools let me have some mussels the other day - my favourite! Now I'm not going to stop meowing until I get a regular supply. Oh, yeah, before I forget, I coughed up this enormous furball today... hee hee hee!
Sunday 22 July 2001
Saturday 21 July 2001
So Sad To Be All Alone in the World
My owners disappeared again. Brilliant... I spent the evening out the front of the house hiding under cars. What a naughty kitty I am!
Thursday 19 July 2001
A Mouse Lived in a Windmill
Where have all the meeces gone? Hamsterdam by the looks of it. At least the Tuna supply is holding up. They gave me some of that Whiskas pouch stuff. I hope they got the message when I licked all the gravy off and left the "meaty" chunks behind!
Saturday 7 July 2001
Early Morning Call
Quiet night on the wildlife front, but I did manage to wake them up at 2.30am with some of the most pathetic meowing you've ever heard. Hee hee hee!
Friday 6 July 2001
Something Fishy
About time too - Tuna! I almost had to start eating the dry cat food. Sorted out the entertainment for tonight... the stupid idiots have been leaving the windows open because of the hot weather, which only means one thing: big fat juicy moths
Thursday 5 July 2001
Hunger Strike
Meowed a bit and stared at the hedge for a few hours. It thundered, so I ran inside like a big wuss. Still no Tuna, how many times do I have to ask? It's almost as if they don't understand a word I'm saying. I know, I'll wake 'em up at 4 a.m. with another mouse for them to evict. Wonder when they'll rumble it's the same mouse?
Wednesday 4 July 2001
Mouse in the house
My owners disappeared for the night, so I invited one of my little chums around to play. I thought I'd got away with it too until they saw its tail sticking out of my mouth. They haven't found my secret mouse stash yet, but they will when it start decomposing!
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