Food for Thought

I've just been for the annual visit to the local kitty stabber and he tells me that I'm in perfectly good health and my fur is in great condition and no mention of going on a diet at all. The last laugh goes to me, I've been stuffing my face for the last year! Vets advice? Ignore it.

Ich Essen die Katzenfutter

We have some house guests from Germany and whilst they are very nice, they had the rather strange idea that I eat food out of tins. I had to eat it just to be polite, but what I'm not sure about is what kind of animal is a 'schmoosy'?

Mice to See You, To See You, Mice!

Now I may not be a kitty cat any more, but that is no reason for me to be put on 'senior' cat food. I'm not eating that processed rubbish. I'll show them. I've just brought some free range cat food into the house. Now if only I can get it out from behind the settee.

Single Cat Allowance

I've been sent a letter from the council telling me that if I don't tell them who else is living in my house that they will take me to court. Well they can go and whistle for their tuna, he is my registered carer and I can prove it: one pathetic meow and he comes running!

Elections

It seems that I'm not allowed to talk about politics on this site anymore. Apparently from now until election day is a Purr-dah period. I think it affects all cats running web sites during election campaigns.

Watching Ratatouille - with Real Rat!

I've just been reading about Hamish the Hamster. He was lost in the Showcase Cinema for days. They should have given me a call. My free mouse finding service is second to none. Sorry folks I cannot promise to return your rodent in one piece.

Birthday Present

Well, yesterday was my Birthday. I had a whole tub of prawns, some fresh mince, lots of kitty treats and a good brush. Nothing special. I think somebody forgot.