Mice to See you

Slim picking so far. Some may say it's because I've already killed all the competition, but I've got some good news for you wildlife fans... a new set of meeces has moved into the area!

Salad Days

It's a bit early in the year, but as they say the early cat got the bird. Damn thing hid in the salad crisper. Put me right off it did, what the hell is salad?

A Bit of Quiet Please

I'm not a happy kitty. There are too many people in this house, where am I meant to get a nice cat nap? At least they've set up a home entertainment centre for me. Strange though, they keep on calling it a "Christmas Tree"

The Rat in the Hat

My rat capture didn't seem to go down well. Still it freaked out some girlies out the front when they wanted to stroke the cute kitty... he he he!

Prawn to Lose

I guess they've gone and left me. Four days now without fresh food, just these mechanical contraptions which pop up at odd times. I've worked out some brilliant revenge though. Obviously feeling guilty, they left me with a big bucket of prawns. If I don't eat them, they're going to stink big time when they get back!

Fly-Fishing Techniques

I've picked up a new hobby... fly fishing. I've got a purrfect technique now. First pick a good spot... the window sill is good. Then wait patiently until a fly comes along. Pounce with your net, I usually use a net curtain. If you're lucky, it's a tasty treat for free! It seems to disgust my owners. Don't know why, they should try some one day

Name that Tuna

I've confused the hell out of them now. Leaving the tuna and eating the cat food!!! But just let them stop putting the tuna in my bowl and there'll be trouble!