Getting the Bird

What's going on here. My tuna buyer keeps talking to people on the phone about budgie meetings. Why am I not invited?

Chucking Fur-balls

One of the advantages of having long fur, is that when it gets really cold outside and the snow blankets the ground... keeping my coat in shape gives me something to do when I'm resting up above the hot water pipes.

Snow Cats

People are very funny. The first sign of winter and they start complaining and making stupid misshapen animals out of snow and trying to get me to pose in them. Idiots!