Treatment

I've found a new supplier and they sell chickeny treats in 220g bags which is 8 times the size of the old packets, but I'm not a happy kitty. The bag is now big enough to have instructions. Feeding Guide: Feed one or two pieces up to twice a day. Are they having a laugh? And Best Before: 01-06-2008? I'll tell you now, they'll be lucky to last the week.

Chalk and Cheese

Did you watch that TV programme about underground tunnels in Field (Mouse) Road? What do these engineers know? Tunnels in the back garden are called mouse holes, not 'chalk mines'. If they are making tunnels that size under your back garden, I think you're going to struggle getting them meeces indoors through your cat flaps. Good Luck!

AFBO for Pets at Home

That's the second month running that those peddlars of kitty substance abuse have failed to come up with the goods, so I want them served with an Anti-Feline Behaviour Order. Where are my chickeny treats? I'm going to have to go cold turkey... although maybe cold fishy would be a better option at the moment.