Sugar, spice and everything nice.
These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little cat.
But Professor Bacon accidentally added an extra ingredient:
Chemical X.
Thus the Powerpuff Cat was born.
Using her ultra super powers...
[I think you've got the gist by now]
Matilda The Cat
Always First with the Mews
Tuesday 17 February 2015
Friday 5 December 2014
Feeling Ruff
It's my Birthday and I'm not feeling too good. I think this is how you humans feel after a night on the tiles. Every night is a night on the tiles for me.
Monday 24 November 2014
Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside...
There's some big comfy sofas and for some reason people keep putting blankets on the bits that they don't want me to sleep on. At least that's what I think they mean.
They also don't seem to be aware that 4:30am is breakfast time, so I have to remind everyone by yowling down the house.
Thursday 31 July 2014
Sale of the Century
Thursday 15 May 2014
Neighbourhood Watch
On The Lookout for Dangerous Dogs
I really can't understand why people mess around with trying to define what a dangerous dog is. They all are. Simples
Tuesday 17 December 2013
My Tinseltime Poems
The Mice Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas
And all round the house
Not a creature was stirring
'Cos I killed the mouse...
Santa Claws is Coming to Prowl
He's making a list.
And checking it twice.
He wants to find out.
Who's catching the mice.
Santa Claws is coming to prowl...
The Cat Days of Christmas
On the fifth day of Christmas.
My true love gave to me.
A pear tree.
Because I got to the partridge first.
And the turtle doves were tasty too.
I stuffed myself on the French hens.
And I couldn't manage another colly bird.
Zzzz...
Kittymas is Coming
Kittymas is coming.
And the goose is getting fat.
Please give a portion.
To the little puddy cat.
Kitty Wonderland
Collar bells ring,
Mice aren't listening.
In the lane.
Birds are whistling.
We'll give them a fright.
We're pouncing tonight.
Prowling in a Kitty wonderland.
If I think of any more I'll add them to this list.
'Twas the night before Christmas
And all round the house
Not a creature was stirring
'Cos I killed the mouse...
Santa Claws is Coming to Prowl
He's making a list.
And checking it twice.
He wants to find out.
Who's catching the mice.
Santa Claws is coming to prowl...
The Cat Days of Christmas
On the fifth day of Christmas.
My true love gave to me.
A pear tree.
Because I got to the partridge first.
And the turtle doves were tasty too.
I stuffed myself on the French hens.
And I couldn't manage another colly bird.
Zzzz...
Kittymas is Coming
Kittymas is coming.
And the goose is getting fat.
Please give a portion.
To the little puddy cat.
Kitty Wonderland
Collar bells ring,
Mice aren't listening.
In the lane.
Birds are whistling.
We'll give them a fright.
We're pouncing tonight.
Prowling in a Kitty wonderland.
If I think of any more I'll add them to this list.
Monday 4 November 2013
Be More Cat
The world has clearly got rabies, I mean stark raving mad dog.
First the local newspaper keeps printing pictures of dogs calling them "cute". They are not. There is a reason why it is derogatory to tell someone they look like a dog.
Then o2 runs the most stupid advertising campaign in the world:
"The world is amazing. Dogs are right to be excited. There are so many things to explore, experience and play with. So why wait, be more dog."
A dog gets excited at the sight of a tree or a lamp post.
I'm going back to my cat nap before I get fur-ious.
First the local newspaper keeps printing pictures of dogs calling them "cute". They are not. There is a reason why it is derogatory to tell someone they look like a dog.
Then o2 runs the most stupid advertising campaign in the world:
"The world is amazing. Dogs are right to be excited. There are so many things to explore, experience and play with. So why wait, be more dog."
A dog gets excited at the sight of a tree or a lamp post.
I'm going back to my cat nap before I get fur-ious.
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