The world has clearly got rabies, I mean stark raving mad dog.
First the local newspaper keeps printing pictures of dogs calling them "cute". They are not. There is a reason why it is derogatory to tell someone they look like a dog.
Then o2 runs the most stupid advertising campaign in the world:
"The world is amazing. Dogs are right to be excited. There are so many things to explore, experience and play with. So why wait, be more dog."
A dog gets excited at the sight of a tree or a lamp post.
I'm going back to my cat nap before I get fur-ious.
