Thursday 13 August 2009

This Town Ain't Big Enough...

Lying around in the front garden, I heard them next door mention that they might be getting a rescue cat. If it isn't a rescue cat it will be when I get my paws on it! Anyway, the fools don't seem to realise that these rescue centres don't actually have any cats, they just use pictures of cute kitties to get money from gullible humans. In any case, I have a cunning plan. I have a tape of loud traffic which I'll play constantly during their "interview". Let's see them get a cat then shall we?