Liberal Democats

Join the Liberal Democats

We in the Liberal Democats are committed to upholding Feline Rights across the globe... or a suitable ball of wool.

We are the fastest growing party in the UK (thanks to Tiddles from Purrley who has doubled our membership since Christmas).

If you would like to join the Liberal Democats please send me a tin of tuna. You can use Purr-Pal.

What we stand for

• Civil Liberties
  An end to all collars, bells on collars and Pet-Id chips, until you humans chip yourselves.
• Environment
  We like this. There should be more of it.
  We would encourage humans with a Preen Investment Bank to create more bird tables... or Smörgåsbords as us cats of a scandinavian disposition prefer to call them.
• Economy
  To each shall be given tuna according to their need.
• Education
  This should be on the basis of merit and every kitten should have the right to progress from the bath, to the litter tray, to the neighbour's back garden regardless of their social background.
• National Hairball Service
  No top down brushing. More Government funded research into strokes and tummy rubs.

Our Campaigns

• End of detention without trial
  We are campaigning for the end of kitty carriers