Feeling Ruff

It's my Birthday and I'm not feeling too good. I think this is how you humans feel after a night on the tiles. Every night is a night on the tiles for me.

Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside...

I've come down to the seaside for a little holiday.
There's some big comfy sofas and for some reason people keep putting blankets on the bits that they don't want me to sleep on. At least that's what I think they mean.
They also don't seem to be aware that 4:30am is breakfast time, so I have to remind everyone by yowling down the house.

Sale of the Century

 

I've found this for sale on the internet. No-one old me about it. However, £265,000 sounds about right. Apparently I come with a free house.

Neighbourhood Watch

On The Lookout for Dangerous Dogs

 

I really can't understand why people mess around with trying to define what a dangerous dog is. They all are. Simples