Tuesday 17 December 2013

My Tinseltime Poems

The Mice Before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas
And all round the house
Not a creature was stirring
'Cos I killed the mouse...


Santa Claws is Coming to Prowl

He's making a list.
And checking it twice.
He wants to find out.
Who's catching the mice.
Santa Claws is coming to prowl...


The Cat Days of Christmas

On the fifth day of Christmas.
My true love gave to me.
A pear tree.
Because I got to the partridge first.
And the turtle doves were tasty too.
I stuffed myself on the French hens.
And I couldn't manage another colly bird.
Zzzz...


Kittymas is Coming

Kittymas is coming.
And the goose is getting fat.
Please give a portion.
To the little puddy cat.


Kitty Wonderland

Collar bells ring,
Mice aren't listening.
In the lane.
Birds are whistling.
We'll give them a fright.
We're pouncing tonight.
Prowling in a Kitty wonderland.


If I think of any more I'll add them to this list.