Wednesday 5 December 2012

Bon Anniversaire

Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to Tildy
Happy birthday to me

There better be some treats tonight or it will be me who is the one leaving presents!

Sunday 2 December 2012

Matildamas


I'm pleased to see that they've finally decided to have a day of celebration for my birthday.

Tins of tuna to the usual address!

Monday 23 July 2012

I'm Fur-ever Throwing-up Furballs...

....pretty furballs full of hair.

I'm beginning to think that a cat only gets attention around here when they threaten to cough up a big furball!

Monday 23 April 2012

What a pilchard...

Every once in a while some silly person tries to make themselves sound clever by pointing out that 'God' is 'dog' spelled backwards.

What I can't work out is why you have failed to grasp is that the actual name of the real Supreme Being is Tac!

Wednesday 4 April 2012

On the Campaign Trail

I've been working my paws off on the campaign trail.


A vote for me... will leave you feline fine


Tuesday 3 April 2012

Liberal Democat Local Election Launch

Matilda the Cat will launch the Liberal Democats' English local elections campaign by saying the party is "delivering for ordinary felines".

Ahead of the launch on the sofa, the deputy Prime Mouser said Lib Demcat-led gardens were freezing but that was down to unseasonably cold weather which is why she was staying inside.

Speaking ahead of this year's campaign launch, Matilda the Cat said it was the time to be proud of being a Lib Demcat. "We've always worked hard and delivered mice and birdies for people in their own bedrooms but for the first time in living memory, we are doing that in the Houses of Parliament  too." She said the party was "delivering for ordinary felines" as part of the coalscuttle government - pointing to the rise in the amount of tuna cats can eat before they start being put on IAMS.

"Over the next week, our policies will mean nearly 25 million cats will get an extra tin on top of the packet of duck flavoured Dreamies we gave them last year. "

The Lib Demcat leader will also argue that Lib Dem controlled gardens are working to protect local services from cuts, while trying to "clear up the economic mess next door's Labourador left behind"..

She said: "The Liberal Democats will continue to deliver fair policies for cats throughout Britain."

Food Fur Thought

Now you would never catch me doing this...


Silly cat!