Thursday 31 May 2007

Pet Smart

I don't want it to be said that I bear a grudge. After three months, chickeny treats are back on sale at Pets at Home so I'll call off the contract I took out on their shop budgerigars with Macavity Inc.

Wednesday 30 May 2007

Angry Litter

I've written to the Reading Evening Post's Litter Page complaining about people complaining about cats using their back gardens as toilets. Where would you prefer? In your hats? Or Shoes? And until you humans stop soiling my litter tray (I call it the front garden) with your used crisp packets and burger wrappers, I think I'm entitled to find alternative facilities. Most of these people seem to live at "Name and Address Supplied" which I think is somewhere in Whitley.

Friday 4 May 2007

Never Trust A Politician

Right up there with "Read My Lips, No New Taxes", "Things Can Only Get Better", I'd like to add: "Stay at inside and be a good kitty and I'll bring you some prawns." Well? I waited and waited. Finally the dirty stop out comes crawling in at midnight with no prawns. Well the last laugh was on him... I was sick all over his carpets. Today, I got prawns! I urge you voters to do the same next time a politician lies to you - it's the only language they understand!