Wednesday 22 October 2003

Basket Cases

Do you know what those idiots have bought me? A cat basket, I ask you! What's wrong with piles of freshly washed laundry? Nice and comfy and somewhere for me to leave my hairs, what could be better?

Wednesday 3 September 2003

Mice to See you

Slim picking so far. Some may say it's because I've already killed all the competition, but I've got some good news for you wildlife fans... a new set of meeces has moved into the area!

Thursday 16 January 2003

Salad Days

It's a bit early in the year, but as they say the early cat got the bird. Damn thing hid in the salad crisper. Put me right off it did, what the hell is salad?